Rachel Uchitel At It Again?

Addicted to "love" (aka "sex with married men")...

Rachel Uchitel and Jeremy London are denying a report that they hooked up while shooting the fourth season of Celebrity Rehab.  Rachel defends herself, saying "No, I am not having an affair with Jeremy London.  Jeremy and I are friends.  Never have been more."


Affair?  Maybe not.  Letting him f*ck you before he goes home to his wife?  Likely.


"People need to stop associating me with sex and men, and married men," Uchitel said.


There's really not much more we can associate Rachel with.  Well, there was Ryan Seacrest, who wasn't married or a man.


So, why do we get the pleasure of seeing Uchitel on this season of Celebrity Rehab?  In the words of Robert Palmer, "she's addicted to love."


Treating a "love" addition is no different than treating any other compulsive disorder.  Rachel had to be slowly weaned.  So, now it all makes sense.  Tiger Woods was the heroine, and Jeremy London is the methadone; a cheaper, less habit forming substance known to lower libido.


"Jeremy is truly saddened by the false allegations made by Melissa [London's estranged wife] regarding his newfound friendship with Rachel Uchitel," his publicist said.  "The fabricated statements are nothing more than her ongoing need for public attention.  Throughout their divorce proceedings, Melissa authored similar works of fiction for the tabloids and later acknowledged that the allegations were false." 


Amongst these allegations: Jeremy London is actually a celebrity.


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