Jesus! I'm pregnant!...
Leonardo DiCaprio has been granted a restraining order against crazed fan, Livia Bistriceanu. DiCaprio claims Bistriceanu has repeatedly attempted to contact him through emails, letters and in person. Bistriceanu claims to be his wife, saying "he keeps me a secret" and she is pregnant with his child, named Jesus.
How strange! I have a secret. I was f*cking some Mexican dude once and we were gonna name the child Leonardo.
Who does this lady think she is, Mary Magdalene?
Leonardo says he has been visited by Livia at his private residence and at one of his offices.
What I wanna know is where this psycho bought her Map of the Stars. I feel a little burned because so far, my $45 has only gotten me to the gates of Bob Barkers place.
Within the last month, law enforcement repeatedly had to prevent her from contacting Leo, and on two occasions she was hospitalized on psych holds. Ms. Bistriceanu has stated that she and Mr. DiCaprio will live together "forever...in His kingdom."
We should do to her what we do with all delusional psychopaths in America today. Put her on a reality show. It could be called Celebrity Stalker. All in one house: this lady with the Jesus baby, the man who shot President Reagan to win the love of Jodie Foster, the lady who threatened to feed Catherine Zeta-Jones to dogs in order to be closer to Micheal Douglas, and the man who was ordered by God to marry Halle Barry. The last one incarcerated wins!
WHICH STAR WOULD YOU LIKE TO FOLLOW AROUND ALL DAY? COMMENT BELOW...
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