Kate Gosselin is Worth Big Money

Khaters: Keep Hating...

TV Guide has reported that Kate Gosselin, 35, is now one of the highest paid TV stars, making $250,000 per episode of Kate Plus 8, on TLC.


Who would have thought that, what once was a grade school put-down, the proverbial test-tube baby would have made momma so rich?


Kate helped open the 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in L.A. this Sunday.  She appeared in a skit with Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey and the cast of Glee.  Asking if she could join their new glee club:  "I can help you...I'm a great dancer!" she joked.


To continue the sarcasm, "And mother!" she added.


More news from the night: On the red carpet, Kate was asked if she's dating.  She replied, "No, not yet." But who was glued to her side at the post-show bash?  Bodyguard Steve Neild, whom he and Kate have been reported as getting a little too close for comfort lately.


With Kate and family in the news so often, I'm sure Jon feeling very nostalgic.  And kicking himself thinking of all the Ed Hardy shirts he could buy with that money.
Keep up with all that success Kate!  You'll have your own stalker soon.


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Leonardo DiCaprio Granted Restraining Order

Jesus!  I'm pregnant!...

Leonardo DiCaprio has been granted a restraining order against crazed fan, Livia Bistriceanu.  DiCaprio claims Bistriceanu has repeatedly attempted to contact him through emails, letters and in person.  Bistriceanu claims to be his wife, saying "he keeps me a secret" and she is pregnant with his child, named Jesus.


How strange!  I have a secret.  I was f*cking some Mexican dude once and we were gonna name the child Leonardo.
Who does this lady think she is, Mary Magdalene?


Leonardo says he has been visited by Livia at his private residence and at one of his offices.


What I wanna know is where this psycho bought her Map of the Stars.  I feel a little burned because so far, my $45 has only gotten me to the gates of Bob Barkers place.


Within the last month, law enforcement repeatedly had to prevent her from contacting Leo, and on two occasions she was hospitalized on psych holds.  Ms. Bistriceanu has stated that she and Mr. DiCaprio will live together "forever...in His kingdom."


We should do to her what we do with all delusional psychopaths in America today.  Put her on a reality show.  It could be called Celebrity Stalker.  All in one house: this lady with the Jesus baby, the man who shot President Reagan to win the love of Jodie Foster, the lady who threatened to feed Catherine Zeta-Jones to dogs in order to be closer to Micheal Douglas, and the man who was ordered by God to marry Halle Barry.  The last one incarcerated wins!


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Brad Pitt Visits New Orleans

At least he's got his looks going for him...

On the fifth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans, Brad Pitt returns to tour homes in the Lower 9th Ward of the city.


In an interview aired on NBC Nightly News, Pitt recalls what he saw immediately following the hurricane:
"It was unfathomable.  I mean, just-- you had no idea that there were families and here.  It was just wiped clean.  Except for the occasional pile up of homes and-- on top of homes.  I mean, people's-- people build their lives here.  And-- and-- I mean, New Orleans is a unique place to begin with.  And I say-- a cultural treasure trove for-- for America to begin with.  But the thing that struck me was that these people were trying to-- you know, these people were trying to get home.  And-- and were having a very difficult time doing so.  And as I got into and started studying it."


Following that train wreck, Pitt thanked Micheal J. Fox for writing his cue cards and George W. for his classic: "Fool me once--shame on........shame on you.......Fool me-- can't get fooled again" speech.


On Tuesday, Faith Hill performed a free concert in the city to support rebuilding efforts.


New Orleans is 75% African American.  It didn't seem like they were really into the music. While the country queen sang about hillbillies and a ho-down, the community cried, thinking another one of their sisters was dead. 


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Celebrity Assistants Tell All

Who's the Ass in the Relationship?

In this week's issue of Star magazine, celebrity assistants let it all hang out, letting Hollywood A-listers' secrets out of the bag.


Find out what Katie Holmes is hiding in her closet...


Well I'm glad to hear Tom has some company in there.


...and what Tyler Perry spends $100,000 a week on.


I know!  I know!  Fried chicken?


They also dish on which Kardashian sister makes her employee ride in the trunk of her car.


For the record Star, we stopped referring to Kim's fat ass as "the trunk of her car" several months ago and Reggie Bush was her boyfriend, not her employee.


There's more...wait until you hear about the singer who demands that a bottle of Cristal be kept chilling on ice each night for her bath.


It can't be Britney Spears, although I'm sure she drinks plenty of Cristal.


Pick up this week's issue, on newsstands now, for lots more on their private lives, including: who's a sex addict, who's sleeping with the help, and who has leaking implants.


Jon Gosselin?  Jon Gosselin?  Jon Gosselin?


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Miley and Liam: Calling it Quits

Statutory Split...

Teenie-bopper Miley Cyrus, 17, and Aussie actor, Liam Hemsworth, 20, are both back on the market, reports Hemsworth's rep.


Los Angeles District Attorney reports to be happy to move onto other statutory rape cases.


The couple met on the set of The Last Song, in 2009.  When Miley was first introduced to Liam, she reports that she "was actually going through a tough time."


Understandable.  Having your first period is a difficult time for all girls.


Miley went on: "But I met him and he opened the door for me...I had been in L.A. for three years and I don't think any guy had actually opened the door for me.  I was like, 'Wow...that is super impressive.'"


Yeah, you were 14 years old.  Most men don't need to be chivalrous to their "kid sister."


In June, Cyrus went to her website to deny rumors that Hemsworth and her broke up.  But just two months later, the rumors seem to be true.


Liam will be visiting high schools in and around Los Angeles in hopes of starting a new relationship.


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Glee's Naya Rivera vs. Mark Salling

Put down the keys and nobody gets hurt...

Although Mark Salling and Naya Rivera were never exclusive, Mark's dating around this summer led an enraged Rivera to egg and key his pricey car.


Has Britney Spears rubbed a little of her crazy off on the set of Glee during her recent visit?  It seems that producers can't get anyone to bathe or wear shoes now either. 


Rivera "went crazy when she read about other girls...she and some pals trashed his Lexus."


This probably never happened.  I'm sure she doesn't read and trust me, no one else is reporting on Mark Salling.


Salling's friend, singer Samantha Marq, defends his behavior: "He's on top of the world right now and living it up."


Living it up huh?  Playing a high school glee club member at the age of 30 may be the "top of the world" in the gay community...but really, Salling has nothing to rejoice about.


Shocking!  This story may not be entirely true!  Yesterday, Mark twittered, "btw, I don't even own a Lexus."


That's what I figured.  He seems like more of a Prius or SmartCar fag.


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Kim Kardashian Defends Herself

Bill should be bitch-slapped...

Fresh off his feud with Jennifer Aniston, Bill O'Reilly slammed Kim Kardashian for her beach photo shoot with Justin Beiber.  Kardashian says she doesn't care if O'Reilly liked it.  "I thought the shoot was all in fun.  We had a good time," she said.


I understand the fun in it.  For Kardashian, it was just like playing on the beach with her little sister.


O'Reilly called the pictures "gross...its a 16 year-old having an affair with a celebutante."


Don't be jealous Bill!  There's enough Beiber to go around!


Kardashian made it clear that she never pursued Beiber.  Maybe there would be a romance if he was of "legal age" she said.  "He definitely has this swag to him."


Well at least he has one thing going for him...cause its not pubic hair.


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Rachel Uchitel At It Again?

Addicted to "love" (aka "sex with married men")...

Rachel Uchitel and Jeremy London are denying a report that they hooked up while shooting the fourth season of Celebrity Rehab.  Rachel defends herself, saying "No, I am not having an affair with Jeremy London.  Jeremy and I are friends.  Never have been more."


Affair?  Maybe not.  Letting him f*ck you before he goes home to his wife?  Likely.


"People need to stop associating me with sex and men, and married men," Uchitel said.


There's really not much more we can associate Rachel with.  Well, there was Ryan Seacrest, who wasn't married or a man.


So, why do we get the pleasure of seeing Uchitel on this season of Celebrity Rehab?  In the words of Robert Palmer, "she's addicted to love."


Treating a "love" addition is no different than treating any other compulsive disorder.  Rachel had to be slowly weaned.  So, now it all makes sense.  Tiger Woods was the heroine, and Jeremy London is the methadone; a cheaper, less habit forming substance known to lower libido.


"Jeremy is truly saddened by the false allegations made by Melissa [London's estranged wife] regarding his newfound friendship with Rachel Uchitel," his publicist said.  "The fabricated statements are nothing more than her ongoing need for public attention.  Throughout their divorce proceedings, Melissa authored similar works of fiction for the tabloids and later acknowledged that the allegations were false." 


Amongst these allegations: Jeremy London is actually a celebrity.


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Angelina Jolie to Shoot a War "Love Story" this Fall

Jolie's newest project...no, not wrecking another home...

Angelina Jolie will be filming another movie this fall, in another European location: Sarajevo, Bosnia.  This yet to be titled film is a romance flick set during the 1992 - 1995 Bosnian War. 


And how will she stay skinny for her leading role with her busy work schedule?  I think she's going with the Prisoner of War diet this time.


 This new notch in Jolie's belt will "involve as many local people as possible" she replied.  She wants to include actors of all ethnicities from the country formerly known as Yugoslavia.


With Angie's uber-busy work schedule lately, she was asked if she had any plans to retire...she replied "Absolutely not!"  She said that she has more energy and desire to do films than ever.


Honey, let's be real...when you've got 6 kids, I think your only desire is to get out of the house.  


Lately, Jolie has been promoting her film Salt across the world, while her famous beau, Brad Pitt, is filming Moneyball in Los Angeles.


So, who is watching over her little accessories?  I wonder if spending time in post-war Bosnia will spark a desire for a new one.  When movie premiere reporters ask, "Angelina, what are you wearing?"  Will she be able to reply, "Oh, this Fall, I went with a 4 year old Bosnian boy: dark hair, dark eyes...a real casual and comfortable piece to add to the family."


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Kat Von D: I'm Jesse James' Type!

Heil the happy couple...

Jesse James and ex-wife, Sandra Bullock, where often referred to as the "odd-couple," but Kat Von D tells KROQ's Kevin and Bean, "I think that I'm his type on a different level than people would assume."


No Kat, your connection with Jesse is exactly what everyone assumes: tattooed trailer-trash sex-addicted Nazis, making an excellent PR move by keeping your names in the media spotlight by passing germs back and forth between each other.


As for the shocking headlines James made by cheating on his movie star wife earlier this year, Kat said, "I stay out of all that drama.  I think its none of my business."


Good for you Kat!  Sleeping with a man who slept with whores should definitely be none of your business...until the day that those strange lesions begin popping up all over your body.


Kat goes on to talk about the fact that "we're all human and we're all capable of making mistakes."  She mentions her "drug addition...three years ago" and that "she's made mistakes too."


She sure has:  leaving her husband once she got a taste of fame, Steve-O, Orbi Orbison, Nikki Sixx, and the list goes on.  Kat Von DON'T!


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Jennifer Aniston uses the word "retard"

The pot calling the kettle...retarded!

Jennifer Aniston is still getting slack for using the word "retard" in an interview.


On Live with Regis and Kelly, the Switch star was discussing dressing up as Barbara Streisand for the September issue of Harper's Bazaar.  "Yes, I play dress up...like a retard!" she told Regis.


Give Jen a break.  I'm sure Aniston meant nothing by it.  And besides, Streisand has always appeared a little "downsie" to me.  AND when Carlos Mencia was dancing around screaming "de de deee" no one batted an eye.


Peter Burns, CEO of the Arc (a nonprofit advocate for those with intellectual and developmental disabilities) says "it was extraordinarily offensive and inappropriate."


Burns continued to go on and on, like a retard! (oopsie!)


"Frankly, someone in her position ought to know better...she is using language that is offensive...to tens of millions of people!"


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Snooki & The Jersey Shore Season 3

Little person, big waste of space...

How did Snooki spend her summer vacation?  


"I visited the Boardwalk.  I played games.  I screamed on a roller coaster.  I went go-kart riding."


How nice!  Next season, try visiting a Weight Watchers meeting.  We know how else you spent your summer...hot dogs, beer, ice cream, pretzels, beer, pizza, burgers, beer.


Here is Snooki enjoying the carnival rides in Seaside Heights, New Jersey while filming the third season of Jersey Shore this month.


Well, I hope she got a discount on her carnival ride tickets.  Midgets ARE entitled to special discounts.


Is that E.T. in coaster #3?  No...its Snooki.

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Spencer vs. Heidi

Move over Bob Saget...

Can't wait for the Speidi sex tape?  Have you already bought your popcorn?
Spencer tweeted that he recommends that you "wait for the special edition sex tape.  Blu-ray, director's commentary, and bloopers!"


Really Spencer?  Bloopers?  This is not America's Funniest Home Videos.  The thought of you two getting it on is horrifying enough.  All we need is a clip of you sticking it in the wrong hole, on accident **wink wink** and then the classic smack to the nads by a wiffle ball bat.


Heidi responded by tweeting, "F U!!!!!!"
Spencer shot back with a, "Seriously?  You're going to start shit on Twitter?"


You two continue to make everyone nauseous.  The only purpose you serve is that you keep Lindsey Lohan out of the news for a week.


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Heidi Montag cries over sex tape scandal

Fake tears to go along with Heidi's fake body...

Montag simply Tweeted, "Crying" after her estranged husband, Spencer Pratt reported that he will be peddling an alleged sex tape of the couple.  She then pleaded to her followers: "Please send me your prayers and love I need it!"

Yeah Heidi, I'm sure Jesus is really listening!

Montag's pal, Jennifer Bunney, reported "she [Heidi] would never put out a sex tape of herself.  She's extremely religious..."


Why is Heidi always spouting about how religious she is?  I'm sure God really appreciates the freak show that you made out of the body he created.


After 15 months of marriage, Montag and Pratt are calling it quits.  Their divorce is expected to be finalized on Valentine's Day 2011.


Sounds like a publicity stunt to me.  Why would it take 6 months for this divorce to be final?  There are no kids involved.  Unless they're fighting over custody of Heidi's silicone or perhaps the Botox injected into her big forehead.


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Paris Vs. Kim

B Listers Battle...

Paris Hilton saw red at Las Vegas hotspot Lavo last week, when her childhood pal and protegee Kim Kardashian ignored and publicly mocked her.

**slap slap**And as if a copycat sex tape wasn't disrespect enough!!

Paris did not make Kim famous!  Getting it in the butt and getting peed on did.

Hilton learned that Kardashian had been flown to the special even via a private jet.  "Paris got so mad!" witnesses say.  "She could not believe Kim got a jet and she didn't.  She used to get the jets."

Don't worry Paris!  You've still got lots that she don't got!  Crabs, chlamydia, gonorrhea...

By the end of the night, HIlton was "fuming" when Kardashian commanded all the attention from the crowd, guests say.

Oh, these two no-talent, no-brain, b-list bimbos should just make up and do a TV show...Dumb and Dumber.


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Dean McDermott, An American Citizen

Dean McDoucheBag...

Dean McDermott, born in Toronto, Canada, was officially sworn in as an American citizen in downtown Los Angeles last week.  Dean reported that the moment was "amazing" and he was "proud and overwhelmed all at the same time."  


Wow Dean!  First you betray your wife, with Tori (barf) Spelling.  Now, you betray your country.  What a phony!


Wife, Tori Spelling, said that she was proud of her man and she was happy to be by his side.  She also added, "we stopped for lunch after at Taco Bell and he said, 'This is my first taco as an American Citizen!'  So cute!"


Wow!  You've both out-done yourselves this time.  Taco Bell?  First taco as an American Citizen?  America, please welcome Lord and Lady Douche Bag!


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Kourtney Kardashian's Baby Mason

Run Mason, Run!

Bruce Jenner reports that his 9-month old grandson Mason Dash Disick, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's son, is on the move. "Mason's crawling today!" said Bruce.

If I were that baby, I would have been crawling a lot sooner than that, just to get away from these people.

And what's up with that poor babies' middle name: Dash.  Isn't that the name of the Kardashian's clothing store?  You can't do that!  You can't name your baby after a spoiled rich girl's clothing store!!

Mother, Kourtney reports, "We take Mason with us everywhere."

Really Kourtney?  "We", as in you and...who?  That baby was no where to be seen on your reality show, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.  Good job of "taking him everywhere."

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Going the Distance, Justin Long

Going the short distance with Justin Wrong...

Going the Distance star, Justin Long, reports that he never imagined he’d be doing full-frontal nudity in front of his childhood crush, co-star Christina Applegate.

By the looks of this guy, I'm sure Applegate was a little disappointed, if not down-right horrified.  What is up with grown men looking like 13 year old boys?  My teenage nephew has a better body than this guy.  Sorry Long, it doesn't seem like you could quite live up to your name.

Long also said that he had a great time filming with his on-again, off-again girlfriend of several years, Drew Barrymore.  "I got to see how she treated the people that she's working with.  She's lovely to everyone -- to PA's, studio people, no matter where you are in the hierarchy."

This MUST be true Justin...she's given you a chance, hasn't she?


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