Spencer vs. Heidi

Move over Bob Saget...

Can't wait for the Speidi sex tape?  Have you already bought your popcorn?
Spencer tweeted that he recommends that you "wait for the special edition sex tape.  Blu-ray, director's commentary, and bloopers!"


Really Spencer?  Bloopers?  This is not America's Funniest Home Videos.  The thought of you two getting it on is horrifying enough.  All we need is a clip of you sticking it in the wrong hole, on accident **wink wink** and then the classic smack to the nads by a wiffle ball bat.


Heidi responded by tweeting, "F U!!!!!!"
Spencer shot back with a, "Seriously?  You're going to start shit on Twitter?"


You two continue to make everyone nauseous.  The only purpose you serve is that you keep Lindsey Lohan out of the news for a week.


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Heidi Montag cries over sex tape scandal

Fake tears to go along with Heidi's fake body...

Montag simply Tweeted, "Crying" after her estranged husband, Spencer Pratt reported that he will be peddling an alleged sex tape of the couple.  She then pleaded to her followers: "Please send me your prayers and love I need it!"

Yeah Heidi, I'm sure Jesus is really listening!

Montag's pal, Jennifer Bunney, reported "she [Heidi] would never put out a sex tape of herself.  She's extremely religious..."


Why is Heidi always spouting about how religious she is?  I'm sure God really appreciates the freak show that you made out of the body he created.


After 15 months of marriage, Montag and Pratt are calling it quits.  Their divorce is expected to be finalized on Valentine's Day 2011.


Sounds like a publicity stunt to me.  Why would it take 6 months for this divorce to be final?  There are no kids involved.  Unless they're fighting over custody of Heidi's silicone or perhaps the Botox injected into her big forehead.


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Paris Vs. Kim

B Listers Battle...

Paris Hilton saw red at Las Vegas hotspot Lavo last week, when her childhood pal and protegee Kim Kardashian ignored and publicly mocked her.

**slap slap**And as if a copycat sex tape wasn't disrespect enough!!

Paris did not make Kim famous!  Getting it in the butt and getting peed on did.

Hilton learned that Kardashian had been flown to the special even via a private jet.  "Paris got so mad!" witnesses say.  "She could not believe Kim got a jet and she didn't.  She used to get the jets."

Don't worry Paris!  You've still got lots that she don't got!  Crabs, chlamydia, gonorrhea...

By the end of the night, HIlton was "fuming" when Kardashian commanded all the attention from the crowd, guests say.

Oh, these two no-talent, no-brain, b-list bimbos should just make up and do a TV show...Dumb and Dumber.


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Dean McDermott, An American Citizen

Dean McDoucheBag...

Dean McDermott, born in Toronto, Canada, was officially sworn in as an American citizen in downtown Los Angeles last week.  Dean reported that the moment was "amazing" and he was "proud and overwhelmed all at the same time."  


Wow Dean!  First you betray your wife, with Tori (barf) Spelling.  Now, you betray your country.  What a phony!


Wife, Tori Spelling, said that she was proud of her man and she was happy to be by his side.  She also added, "we stopped for lunch after at Taco Bell and he said, 'This is my first taco as an American Citizen!'  So cute!"


Wow!  You've both out-done yourselves this time.  Taco Bell?  First taco as an American Citizen?  America, please welcome Lord and Lady Douche Bag!


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Kourtney Kardashian's Baby Mason

Run Mason, Run!

Bruce Jenner reports that his 9-month old grandson Mason Dash Disick, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's son, is on the move. "Mason's crawling today!" said Bruce.

If I were that baby, I would have been crawling a lot sooner than that, just to get away from these people.

And what's up with that poor babies' middle name: Dash.  Isn't that the name of the Kardashian's clothing store?  You can't do that!  You can't name your baby after a spoiled rich girl's clothing store!!

Mother, Kourtney reports, "We take Mason with us everywhere."

Really Kourtney?  "We", as in you and...who?  That baby was no where to be seen on your reality show, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.  Good job of "taking him everywhere."

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Going the Distance, Justin Long

Going the short distance with Justin Wrong...

Going the Distance star, Justin Long, reports that he never imagined he’d be doing full-frontal nudity in front of his childhood crush, co-star Christina Applegate.

By the looks of this guy, I'm sure Applegate was a little disappointed, if not down-right horrified.  What is up with grown men looking like 13 year old boys?  My teenage nephew has a better body than this guy.  Sorry Long, it doesn't seem like you could quite live up to your name.

Long also said that he had a great time filming with his on-again, off-again girlfriend of several years, Drew Barrymore.  "I got to see how she treated the people that she's working with.  She's lovely to everyone -- to PA's, studio people, no matter where you are in the hierarchy."

This MUST be true Justin...she's given you a chance, hasn't she?


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